More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dude i'm inner monologue high
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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