ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
send nudes
from the living room?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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