By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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