No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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