i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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