what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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