First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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