the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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