It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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