I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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