operation have a gay friend backfired
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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