There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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