I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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