yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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