was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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