Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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