I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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