don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
tell your sister to shave her snatch
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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