of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
