This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My life is pants optional.
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