Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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