i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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