You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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