people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
