I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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