Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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