Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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