Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
