She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
