Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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