I want to make a zoo with you.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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