Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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