So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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