i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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