Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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