Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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