quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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