i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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