You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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