Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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