Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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