those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm really busy with my period
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