Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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