I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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