Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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