dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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