3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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