i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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