it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She's the barista slut.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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