Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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