Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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