New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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