I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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