If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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