Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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